Hey guys, cheers for the ad's, and the support so far.

I know, I am pretty good right? Well as long as I can crawl out of these slums in Kenya, I can finally realise my dreams and get the big break I have always needed.

For that reason, please send cheques addressed to "Aidan C Gill" to St Katherines, Cradley, Nr Malvern, Worcestershire, WR13 5LP.

Reason why it appears to be a non-native Kenyan address is because the kind souls from that house forward on the mail to Kenya via Elephant post. If you post directly to my slum it liable to be stolen and used as nappies, or possibly loo roll.

Due to the lack of coherent electricity in the slums we all share one computer, made possible by a rat a pheaces powered generator. Occasionally we use human hair/skin.

Thanks for your consideration guys, I know together, we can change the world.